CIPPENHAM SPORTS F.C. PLAYERS GRAVEYARD
Above:- Chris "Fastest Player in the League" Straker (Forward) Above:- Chris "Soft Hands" Austen (Right-Back)
50 Cent - "In Da Club"
Above:- Nick Rolls (Midfield & Centre-Back) Above:- Keith "Casper" Donaghy (Right-Wing/Back)
Phyllis Nelson - "Move Closer" Pixes - "Where Is My Mind"
Above:- Levii Edwards (Forward/Right-Wing) Above:- Clive Ford (Right-Wing/Right-Back)
Delirium - "Silence"
Above:- Raakesh "Raak" Parmar (Forward) Above:- Anthony "Oz" Austen (Centre Midfield/Defence)
Above:- Andy "Soccer's nicest hardman" Morris (Wales) (Midfield Enforcer) Above:- Mark Canziani (Left-Wing/Back)
The Jam - "That's Entertainment" Ultrabeat - "Pretty Green Eyes"
Above:- Riccardo Conte (ITA) (Left-Wing) Above:- Colin Perman (Keeper/Right-Wing/Back)
Muse - "Bliss"
Above:- Tyrone Houston (Centre Midfield) Above:- Graham "Muscles" Carrington (Right-Wing)
Above:- Michael "Big Gay Bear" Burfoot (Centre-Back) Above:- Audrick Duncan (Utility Player/Manager)
The Jacksons - "I Want You Back" & Faithless - "Insomnia" Heatwave - "Mind Blowing Decisions"
Above:- Laurence "Iceman" Moore (Left-Back) Above:- Gary "Jack Dee" Fielding (Right-Wing)
U2 - "The Streets Have No Name" Oasis - "Champagne Supernova"
Above:- Chris Hogan (Tricky Left-Winger) Above:- Chris "Bob" McEwen (Right-Back/Centre-Back)
Bill Withers - "Ain't No Sunshine" Oasis - "Wonderwall"
Above:- Nick "Tricks" Howitt (Centre-Midfield, Playmaker) Above:- Mark "Sparky" Linehan (Right Wing, Retired through injury)
Kooks - "Naive" & Aerosmith - "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" Phil Collins - "Against All Odds"
Above:- Matty "Tourettes" Goodlad (Tough Tackling Defender) Above:- Andrew "Gavin" Neighbour (Quality Midfielder)
T2 featuring Young Nate - "Heartbroken" & Neyo - "Closer"
Above:- Karl "Booooo" Oliver (Midfield General) Above:- Chris "Frodo" Connor (Left-Wing)
Lionel Ritchie - "Penny Lover"
Above:- Chris "Tampax" Davis (Midfield Dynamo)
Razorlight - "Stumble & Fall" & Radiohead - "Fake Plastic Trees"